michelleshepherd
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my dad is adorable :)
He had minor surgery today and is really loopy. I have no idea what he’s talking about right now, but it is sure cheering me up. I love him. He’s the best :)
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10 Commandments for Total Happiness
1. Act Your Shoe Size. Whatever it was you loved doing as a kid, start doing it again.
2. When it comes to sex, listen to your body, but give your brain emergency veto power.
3. Preserve your little rituals: 9 AM cinnamon lattes, Sunday pedicures, August girls’ getaways.
4. Miss no occasion where there will be great music and everybody dancing.
5. Celebrate silly-versaries: your first paycheck, first kiss, first caviar.
6. Manage your expectations. A galaxy-size gap between what you expect someone to do and what they’re capable of doing will only bum both of you out.
7. Have an in-case-of-emergency-break-glass outift in your closet - something that makes you feel appropriate and awesome.
8. Fake it till you feel it. Acting more confident, outgoing or enthusastic can make any wallflower bloom.
9. Don’t try to fix everything or always have the answers. Just know how to listen.
10. Be nice to mean people. Watch as they become confused!
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finally. ;)
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Would it be inappropriate to give this to someone as a Christmas gift? ;)
i want this :)
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I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. :)
I get to go home for A WHOLE WEEK! :) And then for ANOTHER WEEK come Christmas. This hasn’t happened since I moved out of the rent’s house when I was 17. I have only been home for one holiday ever. And it was thanksgiving, but only for Thanksgiving Day. ayiyiyi! I get to see my little sister (she moved back. sad day.) AND my best friend, AND my dad, AND my step-mom. AND catch up with old friends from high school. :) :) :) And see my puppy! Even though she’s not a puppy anymore… She’s really really old. We’ve had her since I was 8 and the last time I said goodbye to her, I thought for sure it was for good :-/ BUT NO!!! I get to hold her, and love her, and make her sleep at the foot of my bed at least a few more times! :D
and yes, I’m really really happy. I can’t even think straight. I should pack.
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@michelleshepherd
jd5:
I was trying to go to your tumblr, and somehow i managed to google michelle shepherd instead ( don’t ask ). JSYK your twitter account is the 5th thing that shows up on google for your name. You should feel special.
I bet you didn’t know that this bodybuilder.net profile is actually me too. and that’s numba one. ;)
no, no, but really. that is kinda neat. and also a little intense. If anyone wants to cyberstalk me, they have instant access. now they don’t even gotta search for it. not that I have people that are looking to do that or anything, but you know. oh well.
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tyce:
GPOYW: I don’t have a witty title for this one…edition.
YOU MAKE OUT WITH YOUR DOG??? jdjfsdlikfsddlfkjsdk! eewww tyysoonnn.
*GAGGING. GAGGING. GAGGING.*
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GPOYW time. and this is how I tumbl.
p.s. I have pink eye again. how ‘bout dem apples.
oh, and naked wrists. told you so.
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neato. (link)
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and the first
fivethirty seconds of this one is even better. -
YOU GUYS. THIS HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
WHAT THE HECK!?! I’M SO MAD I WAS ASLEEP…
thank heavens for youtube.
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I just put so much mustard on my hamburger, that it tasted like a hot dog.
I’m not quite sure how that happened, but it did. Am I grossed out? Not a chance.
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(via ianbroyles)
teeheehee. :)
